Read the bit right before the part about Mourdock and the morel mushroom.
Then again, Google thinks I’m a dude over 65. (See here about how Google figures out what ads to show you.) Maybe I need to balance all the opera searches out with more celebrity gossip? Or shoes? Don’t get me wrong, I love shoes. Shoes are great. I have a lot of them. BUT OPERA IS BETTER.
(Back to work now. I am trying to find readings about Reconstruction to assign to undergraduates. Can you honestly blame me for wanting to put that off?)