The thing is, I vacuum barefoot all the time. Written by earwormopera Share this:TwitterFacebookEmailTumblrGoogleLike this:Like Loading... 4 thoughts on “The thing is, I vacuum barefoot all the time.” I can’t see that excuse working unless Robert Boyle is introduced into the narrative somewhere. LikeLike If a student told me that story and referenced Robert Boyle, I’d both excuse the absence and give her a bonus point on the exam. Or possibly her toenail was having some adhesion issues to begin with. LikeLike Do they make press-on toenails? LikeLike My impulse is to say no – but I am not what you would call a pedicure expert. The only people I have ever known who lost toenails were long-distance runners or dropped something heavy on their foot. LikeLike Comments are closed.