The thing is, I vacuum barefoot all the time. Written by earwormopera Share this:TwitterFacebookEmailTumblrGoogleLike this:Like Loading... 4 thoughts on “The thing is, I vacuum barefoot all the time.” I can’t see that excuse working unless Robert Boyle is introduced into the narrative somewhere. LikeLike Reply If a student told me that story and referenced Robert Boyle, I’d both excuse the absence and give her a bonus point on the exam. Or possibly her toenail was having some adhesion issues to begin with. LikeLike Reply Do they make press-on toenails? LikeLike Reply My impulse is to say no – but I am not what you would call a pedicure expert. The only people I have ever known who lost toenails were long-distance runners or dropped something heavy on their foot. LikeLike Reply Leave a comment Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email.